Thursday, May 3, 2007


Influenced by those intriguing commercials, I looked.

I put in my basic preferences:
- tall, athletic
- works out occasionally
- social drinker
- Catholic or Protestant
- Educated and making money
- Never married without any kids

I sat and waited for the man of my dreams to pop up on my screen and within 10 seconds, my 23 years of searching would be over.

But instead, I got this message:

"We couldn't find any matches for that search, but don't let that stop you."

If that isn't a sign from the Gods, I don't know what is.

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